Suspicious!

Have you ever noticed.. you having a few drinks at the pub or a mates house. All is well. Good times are being had. It is almost like lekka bru. You know what I mean.

Then you go to the loo 🚽 once. This is normally after about 5 or even maybe 6️⃣ beers 🍺 or wines 🍷 if that is your preferred poison. I mean I am not here to judge what you drink right. 

Few more drinks 🍷 or even 🥃 or if you dare 🍹 you know keep the atmosphere at a good level. 

Then right, you call the 🚕🚖 uber and he says like 1️⃣0️⃣ or maybe 1️⃣2️⃣ minutes. You don't rush your drink because you have plenty of time. Then as you are 🛎 notified he is arriving you have another 🚽 and bid everyone farewell 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️.

Here is my problem. 2 ✌ yes two minutes into the drive home which is only 🎱 minutes home you need to go to the 🚽 again. 

I mean not maybe when you get home or just now. Or even now now. I mean IMMEDIATELY. Right there. That second. Well that is how I work. 

Look away if you are squeamish...

I once actually did go right there. He was a bloody cheeky Spanish driver. We were in 🇪🇦Spain obviously. It was 4 or maybe 🖐 in the morning and we were making our way home from a 🏯 club.

I feel bad about it ❌. Well a little. Okay I don't care.

That is my story for today. Goodness knows what made me think of it. Oh yes...

I had a beer just now on my walk and needed to 🚽

Happy Monday all. I hope you are warm and smiling. 

Peace.